Who won the debate last night? That would be me. I didn’t watch the previews on every channel, I didn’t watch the debate and I didn’t watch the recap.Actually, I suspect there were a lot of winners.
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"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh
Who won the debate last night? That would be me. I didn’t watch the previews on every channel, I didn’t watch the debate and I didn’t watch the recap.Actually, I suspect there were a lot of winners.
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I'm a winner, too. But my cousin said she watched the debate; a decision she'll regret the rest of her life.
Me me me! I'm a winner!
But my cousin said she watched the debate; a decision she'll regret the rest of her life.
That's because she didn't treat it as a drinking game.
That way, she wouldn't have remembered it, she just would have woken up on the living room floor in a puddle of drool.
I thought about doing that, but then I realized I could just drink without being lied at by our fine political, moral, social and intellectual betters.
Instead, I just dealt with my dog lying to me.
I know he got into the garbage even though he lies like a Clinton.
I'm a double winner. Not only did I not watch the debate, I spent the time productively, reloading ammunition.
So Jeff, your tv dodged the bullet.
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